nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive
irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”
irish isnt a language…
Ith mo thóin
never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping
don’T try TO TELL ME THat this is not High school AU Ten & Rose
No but can we talk about Agents of SHIELD/ Friends AUs?
Like Fitz trying to hide the fact that he’s in a relationship with Simmons, so when the rest of the team walks in on them kissing or something he proceeds to awkwardly kiss every single member of the team (including May- I mean just think…
So basically, thatgirlinredandgold and I came up with this AU late at night in our hotel room for Comic Con. It started with us wanting Fitzsimmons to be Sharpay and Ryan, and snowballed into this.
Fitz- Ryan Evans
Simmons- Sharpay Evans
Skye- Gabriella Montez
Ward- Troy Bolton
May- Taylor McKessie
Trip- Chad Danforth
Victoria Hand- Mrs. Darbus
Garrett- Coach Bolton
Maria Hill- Pop lock and jam girl
If you think about scenes from HSM with these characters, it’s just gold.
Garrett running in and yelling “What the heck are those two doing in a tree?” and Victoria Hand replying, “They are working in the theatre.”
Imagine Fitzsimmons doing “Bop to the Top”/
Imagine Maria Hill dancing to “pop lock jam and break” then breaking out into “Let’s go to the Mall” and yelling when the girl next to her says, “Maria I can—” “No one asked you, Patrice!”
This is a perfect AU guys.
Also Simmons trying to get Ward to sing Humuhumunukuapua'a and Fitz being upset in the corner.
Can we have a scene where Jemma visits Fitz in the hospital when he’s sleeping and brings him a stuffed monkey?
I need these two to break my heart just a little bit more
what if the doctors tell Simmons that there are like 10% of probabilities that Fitz will wake up, and he recommend her to disconnect Fitz because he has severe brain damage and it’s almost impossible for him to wake up again.
And I just picture Simmons in that situation, can you imagine her?…
*snorts pollen* i love nature
You know pollen is plant sperm right
i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes